I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
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The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
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Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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