HIV tests are more positive than that guy
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
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I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
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i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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