my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
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Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
It was like giving head to a cactus.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
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I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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