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"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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