But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
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never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
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It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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