lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
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I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
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She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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