It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
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She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
We left the knife in your bed.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
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Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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