BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
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The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
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I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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