she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
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its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
We don't watch enough power rangers
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i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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