You're so nebulous sometimes
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
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he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
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I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
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