You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
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Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
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Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
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