well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
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He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
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Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
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