hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
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i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
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I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
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