Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
She announced her abortion via fbk
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
There's always time for handjobs
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Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
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I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
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