oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
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Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
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