i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
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he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
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so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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