Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
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when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
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He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
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It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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