she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
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she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
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Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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