My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
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i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
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You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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