what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
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Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
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I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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