Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
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did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
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and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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