someone took a shit in my car last night and left $5 on the seat...
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
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she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
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We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
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