He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
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Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
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YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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