went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
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Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
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I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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