I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
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She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
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You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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