if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
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I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
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Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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