Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
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Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
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Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
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