hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Fuck appropriateness.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
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we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
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He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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