oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
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he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
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He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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