the day after is always just damage control
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
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He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
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You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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