is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
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Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
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All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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