Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
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The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
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traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
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