I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
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He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
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Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize