ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
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I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
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I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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