i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
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I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
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I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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