brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I just made out with a guy for $7.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
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I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
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So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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