You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
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Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
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you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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