You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
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All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
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I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
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