summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
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You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
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im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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