New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
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why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
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All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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