Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
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we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
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Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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