I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
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that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
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JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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