No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
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Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
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It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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