trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
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You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
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They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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