did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
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I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
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I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
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