Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
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Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
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Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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