How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
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Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
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What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
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