i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
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I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
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This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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