That's intense
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
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The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
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He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
You ruined the universe
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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