I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
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whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
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Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
I have post one night stand depression
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