Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
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It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
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Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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