Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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