that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
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I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
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Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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